|bring on the lawyers
||[Jan. 3rd, 2005|05:55 pm]
hey unloving i will love you.
so ive been reading the complex infrastructure known as the female mind. that book about girls by relint k. its so crazy. they describe all these different girl types and this one, vanilla pudding, describes me to a tee. for all of you who are also vanilla pudding never fear. there is hope:
"another thing we like is that vanilla pudding is always there whether we pay attention to her or not. she laughs at our jokes and cries in the right plces at the movies. she helps us with our homework and listens to us talk about the hot girl we like. vanilla pudding is our friend. most times we dont think about her like we would the homecoming queen or the diva because those are the girls we want to date. but oddly enough, when the time comes, this is the girl that we might someday marry (except for dave, who married a drama queen)-that is if she hasnt alredy married a doctor or successful lawyer. then it will be too late for us and thatd serve us for waiting around."
i just have to find that lawyer who sees me as more than just a "buddy". hah.